Jordan Rocks

Why don't we have awesome people like this in the states? Jordan is the coolest person in the world! I love the fact that this bitch can be famous for no reason, write books about nothing and have people still be in love with her... WAIT... she's Paris Hilton. The beauty of Jordan is that she's SELF MADE, her crazy nipple revealing mother wasn't behind her dressing her in thong bikinis shoving her into random red carpet events... that's right bitch, Jordan showed up crazy alone!