Papa Joe loses Grip

First the divorce of holy virgin Jessica and that schlum of a soon-to-be-ex husband Nick Lachey and now THIS! Watch out, Papa Joe Simpson is losing his grip on his ATM machines, I mean Daughters...

This quad still pics of "Ashlee Simpson" has not been confirmed, although I like to think that it is in fact her. I like the idea of having a bad girl in the family. I like to think even more that Ashlee is sucking on Nick Lachey's man meat while he's prancing around, yelling dirty talk at her while trying to keep his balance in Jessica's pumps...

EVERYTHING WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE...