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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Paltrow is an idiot
























What the hell will it take to make the WORLD understand that Gywenth Paltrow is a stuck up transvestite looking bitch?

Not only has the born-again-Londoner taken to the Madonna fashioned fake accent and yelling stupid shit about how America sucks, but she's confirmed her ability to procrate again.

What the hell are we supposed to say?? We are so glad that this dense bitch is smart enough to know where to stick her nast-skinny husband's pencil dick. Wow, that's so amazing, good job. I learned that when I was in 2nd grade, but whatever.

Here's hoping this one isn't as ugly as the first one.