Britney still alive

Britney Spears has decided to say a big FUCK YOU to lesbian lover Madonna and her love for Kaballah. Britney Spears has decided to dabble her extra baby weight in Hinduism.

It is so apparent that Britney is looking for the deep answers of life that can not be found at the bottom of her marlboro box.

We applaud the fact that there are actually wheels that are still lubed up and running (we won't even go there) in Britney's head.

Although there is something whithin us all here at the Grapevine that truly wishes that this photo came with the caption "...and Baby is doing fine." Oh well, win some, lose some.