Austin Powers Horny

Mike Myers, of the Austin Powers fame is quick to join the likes of Steven Spielberg, Robin Williams, Tom Cruise, and everyone else that left their doting wife that stood by them as they came to fame for someone younger, thinner, tighter and probably names "Amber".

We thought Mike Myers and soon-soon-to-be ex wife Robin were going to make it. Myers claims that Robin's mother was his muse for SNL character that shot him to the top. So in essence, he owes Robin's mom an apology for being a tool too...

Myers was seen at Lil' Frankies in the East Village last thursday with a very cute, very young diner mate. They waited 15 minuts for a table in the back, to get away from prying eyes.

We all know no one gives a rats ass about Mike Myers, so no one would be looking at him, he obviously had to make the "cute young thing" think that he's still a star so she would take off her JC Penny panties and make mad love to the nasty, un-toned beast man. Have you people seen him lately, he looks like shit.

I'm guessing Robin left him.